Comedy Central's Indecision
Sarah Palin Attacks Entire GOP Field, Wants You to Remember That She Still Exists
These are rough days for Americans, I'll tell you. Nearly one in ten citizens are unemployed, and almost one in six are living in poverty. Paychecks are shrinking, so there's less money to pay for our massive personal debts. And on top of all that, retiring CEOs of global conglomerates are constantly hassling us to take over their billion-dollar jobs when we've already promised our beautiful wives that we're going to spend a year living in a cliff top castle on the Italian Riviera. Life is hard!
But you know what? None of us have it quite so bad as Sarah Palin. She's stuck in the impossible position of having to choose between a) jumping into a presidential primary race that she really has no chance of winning and thereby risking some degree of public embarrassment and a possible loss of speaking engagement dollars, and b) letting other people get some attention. Tough call! Very very tough!
So, that's why she's been forced — forced! — into attacking every one of the Republican primary contenders, especially that one guy who everybody keeps talking about instead of Sarah Palin…
"They haven't tackled debt and deficit spending to the degree that they should, so they don't have a record to stand on," Palin said of the GOP candidates, all of whom serve or have served in public office, save businessman Herman Cain (R).
Palin even went as far as to lend her voice to the charge leveled by Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) during the debate against Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R): That he allowed a law to go though requiring HPV vaccinations for adolescent girls because of a $5,000 campaign donation and his relationship with his former chief of staff, who went on to lobby for a pharmaceutical company.
"I knew there was something to it," Palin said of learning while she was Alaska's governor that her Texas counterpart had given the go-ahead to the vaccine. "Now we're finding that now, yea, something was up with that issue. It was an illustration or bit of evidence of some crony capitalism."
Isn't it fantastic how providence has saw to it that now — several years after the fact — Sarah Palin has just come by the information she was wondering about back then?
There are no coincidences, people. These things are meant to happen.
http://www.indecisionforever.com/2011/09/13/sarah-palin-attacks-entire-gop-field-wants-you-to-remember-that-she-still-exists/
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